Carbon Footprint ?

Another Dani Jo-ism.

We were having dinner at Olive Garden tonight. We had been shopping for Dani Jo's costume for the Christmas play. We were discussing how to ... er ... 'pad' her backside. See, she is playing an older country 'lady'.

After finishing up her pasta she says "All I need is for all those carbons I just ate to go right to my butt and I'll be all set."

More Dani Jo-isms
Bird
Rock Bladder
Plow The Yard
Crackle Bucket
The Secret